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Publish & Be Damned Greeting Cards Complete Set

Pasar Bizarre

  • $2500
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It's easy to find a greeting card for when your friend has a baby and you want to convey your warm wishes. Anyone can do that. If you need a greeting card that conveys a happy message and celebrates the act of procreation, you can just get off our webpage. Never open it again.

But what if you just really, really hate that baby? Well then, you've come to the right place.

10 CARDS | $25.00 USD PER SET

1. Shark Love (BLANK INSIDE)
Perfect for:
    • Boasting Lovers
    • Professional Fish Racers
2. Birthday Badger (BLANK INSIDE)
Perfect for:
    • Birthdays
    • Badger Enthusiasts
3. (Belated) Birthday Bear (INSIDE: And also for setting fire to your car...)
Perfect for:
    • Belated Birthdays
    • Repentant Arsonists
4. Organ Love (BLANK INSIDE)
Perfect for:
    • Prom Dates
    • Amateur Surgeons
5. Cannibal Quitter (BLANK INSIDE)
Perfect for:
    • Naive FBI Agents
    • The Soon-To-Be-Eaten
6. Birthday Cobra (INSIDE: This enraged cobra, and then I ran far, far away.)
Perfect for:
    • Birthdays
    • Cobra Commander(s)
7. Laser Cat (INSIDE: I'm sorry for giving your cat, Mr. Sprinkles, super-powered laser eyes.)
Perfect for:
    • Sincere Apologies
    • Insincere Apologies
8. Hang Glider Bear (BLANK INSIDE)
Perfect for:
    • Whimsical Adventure
    • Ironic Funerals
9. Clone Baby (BLANK INSIDE)
Perfect for:
    • New Babies
    • (Un)successful Cloning
10. Rocket Panda (INSIDE: We go together like pandas & rocketships.)
Perfect for:
    • True Love
    • Unorthodox Space Exploration
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