Picture This Alphard Life White Tee
In many Asian cultures, ownership of a Toyota Alphard is singular proof of your worth as a human being. Young men will approach the withered fathers of their respective sweethearts asking about the possibility of matrimony. They will be rebuffed for lack of Alphard.
For this particular t-shirt, we parked a Toyota Alphard on the head of Hollywood megastar Nicholas Cage. He has appeared in such films as Con Air, Left Behind, National Treasure, and National Treasure 2, and probably eventually National Treasure 3.
Nicholas Cage has made so many bad life choices, guys. He owes so much in back taxes. It's terrifying.
THE DETAILS: This is a lightweight white t-shirt made from premium 30s 100% cotton, available in sizes S - XXL. (Sizes run small, order one size up if unsure of fit.)
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