World's Greatest Horsegroomer White Tee
This t-shirt is only for the World's Greatest Horse Groomer. If you wear it and are not, in actuality, the World's Greatest Horse Groomer, we cannot be held responsible for what happens.
Someone might walk up to you with a pedigree Arabian stallion with expectations that you cannot meet. You'll look like a fool, and your wife will leave you.
We considered making an 'Amateur Horse Groomer' t-shirt, but we have no intention of ever associating with people who do not take Horse Grooming seriously.
THE DETAILS: This is a lightweight white t-shirt made from premium 30s 100% cotton, available in sizes S - XXL. (Sizes run small, order one size up if unsure of fit.)
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